in recent news however, i believe i have reached the lowest of the low. now everyone knows i have some issues with maintaining cleanliness at times (lets not even take it back to my freshman days at stony - whew at least the people that have first hand knowledge aren't reading this). i decided today that i've reached a new low though. my mama knows i love her, and lord knows she tried to teach me how to be a good little girl but i always liked playing with the boys and getting dirty better. i'm not even saying that boys live like i have for the past month though. no human should live like this. but without further adieu, i confess my sins:
- i have not washed all my dishes for so long that mold is all over every single dish, even the sink
- today, when i finally went to throw out the garbage, which is near all the moldy dishes, there were so many fruit flies you woulda thought it was a dead body
- i have ate pretty much nothing but that instant oatmeal where you just add water, and once all those bowls and such were dirty... i just stopped eating
- i secretly think all this is what really made me sick, i mean hey we all know mold does bad things... not to mention not eating well (lets not even talk about exercise)
- i finally bought a mop like 2 months ago, i have never used it
- i've only swept once in the 7 months i've been here, with this old broom that was mad dirty and left over from whoever lived here before me (i was too cheap to buy a broom)
*side not on the broom issue, i think it was a combination of being cheap and realistic because i knew i wouldn't use it. i mean i did by the mop and have never used it so far, that equals a waste of money... at least i know myself well right?
as you can see this is whats been good with me.... the honest true story. so if i haven't answered emails or responded to IMs, its cause i've been busy battling myself. i'm trying to give myself a new start today. and yes, i know i know.... i'll never find a husband! lmao
...back to those moldy dishes i go (i haven't actually started washing them yet)
adios
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5 comments:
after reading this, you will never live with me. Ever.
I still heart you, but WRAP you. I'm such a clean freak, we'll fight everyday!
Hope the mold doesn't take over your life. Happy cleaning!!
Jeez Louise.
Damn homie... get your domestic on #!
remove it
I have three letters for you: O M G!!!! I see were gonna have to have a little side discussion about these cleaning issues you have. Its all fun and games until you come home and the locks on the doors have been changed because the fruit flies have now kicked you out.
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